99 Ways to Write a Blog Post

Can’t think of anything to write today. So I thought I’d just give some links. See if you can guess my theme.

2 Ways to Fool the SEC

3 Ways to Avoid Overdraft Fees

4 Ways to Reuse an Old Shower CurtainKeyboard a-Michael Maggs

5 Ways to Climb the Ladder without Losing Your Soul

6 Ways to Save Money on Pet Supplies

7 Ways to Remain in Cincinnati for 10+ Years

8 Ways to Reuse Those Halloween Pumpkins

9 Ways to Properly Use a Comma

10 Ways to Use Vinegear [sic]

11 Ways to Invest in Gold

12 Ways to Use Shipping Containers as Offices, Housing, and Art

And, oh yes, there is more…

13 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Hostel

14 Ways to Keep Warm without Turning the Heat On or Up

15 Ways to be a Leader Today or Any Day

16 Ways To Make The Holidays Cheaper & Easier That Don’t Involve Giving Your Friends and Family Gifts They Will Immediately Throw Away — Revised And Expanded For 2009

17 Ways to Green Your Holidays

18 Ways to Create a Relaxing Home Office Experience

19 Ways to Hold Your iPhone in Place

20 Ways to Use Comics in Your Classroom

I suppose I should mention that I haven’t actually read any of these posts. Other than the title.

21 Ways Not to Get in Your Spouse’s Pants

22 Ways to Get Tribes on Your Side

23 Ways to Use Tea

24 Ways to Help You Buy Cheap Used Books

25 Ways to Re-Use Plastic Bags

I thought that around the mid-20s this would begin to get tough. Not so far.

26 Ways to Stay Young and Pure

27 Ways to Save Money on Your Utility Bills

28 Ways to Avoid Becoming a Slave to Your Own Business

29 Ways to Successfully Ingrain a Behavior

30 Ways to Pay for Your Vacation Without Dipping Into Your Savings

All of these are actual blog posts. Most are pretty recent. Some from today. I’ve twiddled a title here and there.

31 Ways to Celebrate Fair Trade Month

32 Ways to Use Facebook for Business

33 Ways to Start Your Day

34 Ways to Write a Novel in 34 Days

35 Ways to Conserve Water

Okay, now this is getting a little hard.

36 Ways to Kiss

37 Ways to Join the Gift Economy

38 Ways to Win an Argument

39 Ways to Live, and Not Merely Exist

40 Ways to Say Happy Birthday

41 Ways to Become a Millionaire

42 Ways to Radically Simplify Your Financial Life

43 Ways to Live Healthier for Less Money

44 Ways to Help Your Customers Fly

45 Ways to Do Nothing

46 Ways to Keep to Yourself

47 Ways to Fine Tune Your Brain

48 Ways to Personalize Your Wedding

49 Ways to Identify that You are Really Bruneian

Yeah, I don’t quite follow that last one either. Halfway there now.

50 Ways to Lose Your Ticker

51 Ways to Save Money with Technology

52 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

53 Ways to Use Noni Fruit Juice for You Better Health [sic]

54 Ways to Lose Weight

I could have done this entire thing with just weight loss and search engine posts.

55 Ways to Get Rid of Your Blind Date

56 Ways to Use a Pencil

57 Ways to Get Your iPhone Application Rejected from the App Store

58 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru-sama

I’ve no idea.

59 Ways to Get a Bright Idea

60 Appropriate Ways to Celebrate Meryl Streep Month

Admit it, you’re pretty darn impressed I got this far. I am too.

61 Ways to Say I Love You

62 Ways to Avoid Being Murdered by Workplace Violence

63 Ways to Become More Confident

64 Ways to Rebuild the City’s Middle Class

65 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart

66 Ways to Raise Taxes

67 Ways to Use Aromatherapy Essential Oils for Beginner’s

68 Ways to Make Really Big Puppets

69 Ways to Stay Dry

70 Ways to Write “Said”

I’m not really sure why I am doing this either.

71 Ways to Piss Off Telemarketers

72 Ways to Simplify Your Life

73 Ways to Become a Better Writer

74 Ways to Experience the Whitsunday Islands

When I started I thought it would be quicker than writing a real post.

75 Ways to Integrate Twitter Into Your Marketing

76 Ways to Save Money While Saving the Environment

77 Ways to Build Community in Your Neighborhood

78 Ways to Start Your Next Book or Article

79 Ways to Tell You are Obsessed with the Supernatural

It’s not, but it is amusing me, and that’s the main point of my blog.

80 Ways to Cook Your Data

81 Ways to Make Love Without Sex

82 Ways to Order a Pizza

83 Ways to Change the World in Sweden

84 Ways to Save Petrol and Diesel in Malaysia

I’d like to thank Google Blogs for making this all possible.

85 Ways to Tie a Tie – and Tying Other Knots

86 Ways to Say “Very Good”

87 Ways to Book, Schedule, Organize, Manage & Share or Opt in to Meetings, Flash Mobs, Events, & Parties

88 Ways to Praise a Child

89 Ways to Recycle that Bridesmaid Dress

90 Ways to Hide Your Face

91 Ways to Get Out of the Box

92 Ways to Annoy People Who Hate Harry Potter

93 Ways to Savor Summer in Erie

94 Ways to Keep Kids Busy for the Work at Home Parent

95 Ways to Celebrate Lucy’s Birthday

96 Ways to Get Into the [Holiday] Spirit

97 Ways to Build Traffic Without Resorting to Dumbass List Posts

But this one is really clever….

98 Ways to Kill Yourself

99 Ways to Write a Blog Post

100 Ways to Find Blog Post Ideas

No Comments

  • By Paul @ FiscalGeek, November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm

    Yes! I made your list. You forgot 1 Way to Post during writers block.

  • By Lara, November 3, 2009 @ 5:17 pm

    Wow, there are 89 things to do with an old bridesmaid dress? All I can think of are halloween costumes, dust rags, or giving it your college age cousin for his fraternity drag party.

    If you’re that hard up for a topic, I’d like to read your take on where the ballooning national debt is likely to take this country’s economy. I’ve seen a lot of articles lately- many of the chicken little variety.

  • By Rob Bennett, November 3, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

    It’s not so much that information wants to be free.

    It’s that marketing wants to take over the world.


  • By Baker, November 4, 2009 @ 4:25 am

    Wait… You didn’t read my post! Dang, it was a good one.

    And I know this took you way longer than thinking of a topic to write!

    Good stuff.

  • By Frank Curmudgeon, November 4, 2009 @ 6:35 pm

    Well, if you’d written something useful, like how to get kicked out of a hostel and/or WalMart I might have.

    Seriously, of course I read your post and Anna’s post and the other half dozen or so in my usual areas of interest.

  • By Tom @ Canadian Finance Blog, November 5, 2009 @ 10:36 pm

    That’s impressive… must have taken you more time to find all that than if you had wrote a regular post?

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