99 Ways to Write a Blog Post
Can’t think of anything to write today. So I thought I’d just give some links. See if you can guess my theme.
3 Ways to Avoid Overdraft Fees
4 Ways to Reuse an Old Shower Curtain
5 Ways to Climb the Ladder without Losing Your Soul
6 Ways to Save Money on Pet Supplies
7 Ways to Remain in Cincinnati for 10+ Years
8 Ways to Reuse Those Halloween Pumpkins
9 Ways to Properly Use a Comma
10 Ways to Use Vinegear [sic]
12 Ways to Use Shipping Containers as Offices, Housing, and Art
And, oh yes, there is more…
13 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Hostel
14 Ways to Keep Warm without Turning the Heat On or Up
15 Ways to be a Leader Today or Any Day
17 Ways to Green Your Holidays
18 Ways to Create a Relaxing Home Office Experience
19 Ways to Hold Your iPhone in Place
20 Ways to Use Comics in Your Classroom
I suppose I should mention that I haven’t actually read any of these posts. Other than the title.
21 Ways Not to Get in Your Spouse’s Pants
22 Ways to Get Tribes on Your Side
24 Ways to Help You Buy Cheap Used Books
25 Ways to Re-Use Plastic Bags
I thought that around the mid-20s this would begin to get tough. Not so far.
26 Ways to Stay Young and Pure
27 Ways to Save Money on Your Utility Bills
28 Ways to Avoid Becoming a Slave to Your Own Business
29 Ways to Successfully Ingrain a Behavior
30 Ways to Pay for Your Vacation Without Dipping Into Your Savings
All of these are actual blog posts. Most are pretty recent. Some from today. I’ve twiddled a title here and there.
31 Ways to Celebrate Fair Trade Month
32 Ways to Use Facebook for Business
34 Ways to Write a Novel in 34 Days
Okay, now this is getting a little hard.
37 Ways to Join the Gift Economy
39 Ways to Live, and Not Merely Exist
41 Ways to Become a Millionaire
42 Ways to Radically Simplify Your Financial Life
43 Ways to Live Healthier for Less Money
44 Ways to Help Your Customers Fly
47 Ways to Fine Tune Your Brain
48 Ways to Personalize Your Wedding
49 Ways to Identify that You are Really Bruneian
Yeah, I don’t quite follow that last one either. Halfway there now.
51 Ways to Save Money with Technology
52 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers
53 Ways to Use Noni Fruit Juice for You Better Health [sic]
I could have done this entire thing with just weight loss and search engine posts.
55 Ways to Get Rid of Your Blind Date
57 Ways to Get Your iPhone Application Rejected from the App Store
58 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru-sama
I’ve no idea.
60 Appropriate Ways to Celebrate Meryl Streep Month
Admit it, you’re pretty darn impressed I got this far. I am too.
62 Ways to Avoid Being Murdered by Workplace Violence
63 Ways to Become More Confident
64 Ways to Rebuild the City’s Middle Class
65 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
67 Ways to Use Aromatherapy Essential Oils for Beginner’s
68 Ways to Make Really Big Puppets
I’m not really sure why I am doing this either.
71 Ways to Piss Off Telemarketers
73 Ways to Become a Better Writer
74 Ways to Experience the Whitsunday Islands
When I started I thought it would be quicker than writing a real post.
75 Ways to Integrate Twitter Into Your Marketing
76 Ways to Save Money While Saving the Environment
77 Ways to Build Community in Your Neighborhood
78 Ways to Start Your Next Book or Article
79 Ways to Tell You are Obsessed with the Supernatural
It’s not, but it is amusing me, and that’s the main point of my blog.
81 Ways to Make Love Without Sex
83 Ways to Change the World in Sweden
84 Ways to Save Petrol and Diesel in Malaysia
I’d like to thank Google Blogs for making this all possible.
85 Ways to Tie a Tie – and Tying Other Knots
89 Ways to Recycle that Bridesmaid Dress
92 Ways to Annoy People Who Hate Harry Potter
93 Ways to Savor Summer in Erie
94 Ways to Keep Kids Busy for the Work at Home Parent
95 Ways to Celebrate Lucy’s Birthday
96 Ways to Get Into the [Holiday] Spirit
97 Ways to Build Traffic Without Resorting to Dumbass List Posts
But this one is really clever….
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By Paul @ FiscalGeek, November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
Yes! I made your list. You forgot 1 Way to Post during writers block.
By Lara, November 3, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Wow, there are 89 things to do with an old bridesmaid dress? All I can think of are halloween costumes, dust rags, or giving it your college age cousin for his fraternity drag party.
If you’re that hard up for a topic, I’d like to read your take on where the ballooning national debt is likely to take this country’s economy. I’ve seen a lot of articles lately- many of the chicken little variety.
By Rob Bennett, November 3, 2009 @ 6:27 pm
It’s not so much that information wants to be free.
It’s that marketing wants to take over the world.
Rob
By Baker, November 4, 2009 @ 4:25 am
Wait… You didn’t read my post! Dang, it was a good one.
And I know this took you way longer than thinking of a topic to write!
Good stuff.
By Frank Curmudgeon, November 4, 2009 @ 6:35 pm
Well, if you’d written something useful, like how to get kicked out of a hostel and/or WalMart I might have.
Seriously, of course I read your post and Anna’s post and the other half dozen or so in my usual areas of interest.
By Tom @ Canadian Finance Blog, November 5, 2009 @ 10:36 pm
That’s impressive… must have taken you more time to find all that than if you had wrote a regular post?
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