Category: Musings

End of February Round Up

Continuing a long tradition that dates back four weeks, I’m using this last day of the week and month to round up a few things I’ve found lately on the interwebs that deserve comment but not whole posts.World Map Small

Kiyosaki in Canada

The Consumerist asked the other day Is Rich Dad Robert Kiyosaki Getting Rich Off Suckers? Excellent question. Let’s examine it logically.

1. Kiyosaki is rich.

2. What he does for a living is sell books and seminars.

3. Those books and seminars are basically worthless.

4. Purchasers of those books and seminars are therefore suckers.

5. Ergo, Kiyosaki has gotten rich off suckers.

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Sex, Health, and Wallet Pop

It’s the end of another month here at Bad Money Advice World HQ. Time to empty out the queue of items that almost, but not quite, merit posts of their own.TV Crop Aaron Escobar

I will start with a correction of sorts. A few weeks ago I wrote a post in which I  mocked the semi-scientific conclusion that watching TV makes you poor. I still stand by my mockery, but in the meantime Wallet Pop has discovered further scientific evidence that Mom was right: Too much TV CAN kill you. (PDF of actual scientific paper written by actual scientists here.)

Come to think of it, my mom never said that TV would make me poor or kill me. She tended towards blind and stupid. Just another way my upbringing was atypical.

And the scientists do not exactly say that TV will kill you, only that watching a lot of it is correlated with keeling over. Specifically, someone who watches 4 or more hours per day is about 50% more likely to shuffle off his mortal coil than somebody who watches less than 2 hours. My theory is that prolonged exposure to reality TV causes a subconscious desire to end it all.

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The Holidays Begin

We are coming up on what we Americans call the Holiday Season. And it is a season: not just one holiday, but a joyous period in which every day is special. A few of those days don’t have names yet, but I am sure that in time that gap in our culture will be filled. Here’s a rundown of the next week or so.

Christmas Tree The traditional fun begins with Travel Nightmare Wednesday. Observed the day before the last Thursday in November, this holiday is celebrated around the nation by crowding into planes and spending quality time with loved ones inside cars crawling along interstates.

Then comes Thanksgiving, when we solemnly thank the Almighty for football and giant balloons in the shape of cartoon characters. Some families also give thanks that once again they deep fried the turkey without burning the house down.

Things pick up a bit with Black Friday, a holiday that celebrates the simple pleasures of buying stuff. Traditionally, it is observed by talking about how everybody else is going to the mall that day and recounting how it is traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year. It is not, nor has it ever been. That honor usually goes to Most Busy Saturday, which falls this year on December 19th.

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99 Ways to Write a Blog Post

Can’t think of anything to write today. So I thought I’d just give some links. See if you can guess my theme.

2 Ways to Fool the SEC

3 Ways to Avoid Overdraft Fees

4 Ways to Reuse an Old Shower CurtainKeyboard a-Michael Maggs

5 Ways to Climb the Ladder without Losing Your Soul

6 Ways to Save Money on Pet Supplies

7 Ways to Remain in Cincinnati for 10+ Years

8 Ways to Reuse Those Halloween Pumpkins

9 Ways to Properly Use a Comma

10 Ways to Use Vinegear [sic]

11 Ways to Invest in Gold

12 Ways to Use Shipping Containers as Offices, Housing, and Art

And, oh yes, there is more…

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Notes from Zombieland

I don’t see why West Coast playoff games can’t start at a reasonable East Coast time. Sure, a start at, say 4pm LA time would reduce productivity out Caruso Clownthere in the late afternoon, but all of New England are zombies today and there is another game tonight starting at 9:30.

So no post, just a few thoughts from my sleep deprived brain.

Obama Wins What?

It took a long time for me to process the news of the morning. I kept blinking and trying to focus on the screen better, because obviously I was still not fully awake.

I’ll be the first to admit I can’t think of anybody else who deserves a prize for peace this year. But seriously, Obama? For giving us hope? And bravely taking a stand in favor or nuclear disarmament? For real? To their credit, the folks in the White House are obviously just as head-scratchingly stunned as the rest of us.

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